envelope HQ
designer: lets attach adhesive for people to seal the envelope
weird gary: no lets force them to lick it
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
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No, that doesn’t make any sence. It’s got to be “Oral Germ Whore.”
- Pete Hornberger



nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack




